michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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(via pizza)

armadillo:

when you accidentally say something you werent meant to

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(via baracknobama)

    Me: oh thats cute
    *checks price tag*
    Me: no its not

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(Source: fake-mermaid, via hotboyproblems)

the-messy-brain-of-mine:

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

all of the above

(Source: bumbleshark, via hotboyproblems)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via unescapable)

mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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(Source: mysticaljew, via fake-mermaid)

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

(via fake-mermaid)

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

(via fake-mermaid)

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: inflexa, via unescapable)